Sunday, January 25, 2009

Cat Skinning

The most elegant way to skin a cat is to induce it to jump out of its own skin.

How is that done?

Cause it to be so full of fear, so afraid that all that is necessary is to sneak up behind it and say:

Boo!

Much more elegant than separating it from its skin than with a bloody butcher knife.

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